My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.
I BOUGHT THE THING AND READ IT AND LIKED IT A LOT
Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god
hanging out with your best friend more like
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor