The Life and Times of Tim: Reloaded

thehummusoffensive:

Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

I think about this kind of concept wayyyy too much to be normal.

(Source: thesassycat)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(Source: 90s90s90s)

(Source: chubbythecorgi)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

hentai-ass:

Holy shit

hentai-ass:

Holy shit

(Source: 500px.com)

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect)